Hey I thought I told you…

Use the acronym: BOSS

THERE IS, AS YET, INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

I (squanch/marklar/aladeen) this meme format. 👍

Come on, “Pumpkin Spice” was right there.

That’s not 100% accurate. Some of them aren’t rich, several of them aren’t old, and a few of them aren’t white.

I’ve never heard that joke before, but that’s brilliant.

Welcome to jaaaaazz club.

Who’s going to play the cat?

Remy Malik, Ali Wong, or Kate McKinnon?

Wildcard option: Trevor Noah as Balthazar.

It’s plateaus all the way down.

It’s not great, not terrible.

Wouldn’t it be nice to “fuck around” some, never get to “finding out” too fast.

I regret that I have but one job to quit.

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If it’s a wooden door that you’re screwing into, dab some match sticks with a little bit of liquid nails and gently hammer them into the stripped-out screw hole, and cut them flush with the hole. Once the glue dries, you can drive the screw back into the matches and it’ll have enough wood to bite into.