The only thing worse than shaming your customer is inconveniencing them.

This reads like an advertisement. I’m sold. Gimme gimme that sweet blanket.

Boeing killed John Barnett

By the time I feel good enough to do something, I’m just happy to feel good enough to do something, so I don’t do anything because I’m afraid it will go away, and then nothing gets done and I feel like shit.

“ChatGPT, is this spam?”

Well yeah, when you spend a shit ton of money on crap and then never do it, but somehow the money got spent anyway, you tent to come up short. This is why I refuse to live or work in Oregon. That 10% just swims its way into some contractor’s pocket, or is spent on meetings that never end up producing anything.

Wasn’t there some big scandal a few years back about a big chunk going to some computer upgrades that just never happened or something, but the money was gone? My memory is foggy

“No Ticket.”

Shit show is, sadly, relative.

Just gonna get rounded up again next year under Trump probably.

Would you accept 54 for running for a second consecutive term?

Well, they did invite us to take it back.

500k is a big list. They’re definitely going to round them up :(