Just realized I dropped the L. Maybe Legitimate?
Just realized I dropped the L. Maybe Legitimate?
It’s all caps. Maybe an acronym for “We’re Out of Film ideaS”
Wait, isn’t desantis the guy that ate pudding with his fingers? I think Cruz is mostly famous for fleeing to Cancun when things got ugly at home
I’m down with OPP, yeah you know me
I love being able to pause when my son needs something too
I was gonna say Taco Bell hell
You’re not supposed to measure top to top to bottom
My wife is reading through some top 500 books or whatever list and she always struggles with this. If you give it 50-100 pages and get nowhere, just put it down and call it a loss.
Meanwhile, I’m just reading scifi and fantasy stuff that comes well recommended and rarely have to give up on a book.
I thought it was “if it’s yellow, let it mellow”
I sometimes make a cup of warm water that I add instant decaf coffee to. We’re like twins
I think it’s because of how tiny the wound is. He doesn’t want to let on how minor his injury is
I swear they’ve degraded their current service.
For years I have turned off my son’s lights by saying Alexa, lights off. Recently, they say there’s many things that go by that name. No shit. But maybe start with the room I’m standing in like you did for years
I’ve been doing: 1/2 cup old fashioned oats 1 cup flavored kefir 1 Tbsp chia 1 Tbsp ground flax As many blueberries as I can cram in with the rest in a 1 pint mason jar
It’s… Fine. I’ve been considering adding half Greek yogurt and half kefir, but I’m already desperate for more sugar in the recipe.
Maybe a splash of honey will be my next step
Hate to tell you but aluminum cans are plastic lined. That’s why beer doesn’t taste as bad as it used to in cans
Sorry had to make the Oz joke
I’ve played off and on for years and don’t think I’ve ever made it past level 20. I have no idea why I’m so terrible
This song is amazing! Can’t believe I’ve made it this far in life without seeing the video
You can crumble a tungsten ring with a pair of vice grips with minimal force.
Dude isn’t going to have billions if he pays for haircuts