funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago"It looks like you, and it does everything you do, and yet it isn't you", Tom said on reflection.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"It looks like you, and it does everything you do, and yet it isn't you", Tom said on reflection.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago"Well, Pumbaa, you should know that I've already bested your little friend at Battleship", Tom said sanctimoniously.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"Well, Pumbaa, you should know that I've already bested your little friend at Battleship", Tom said sanctimoniously.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago"I might not have kids, but I can still self-identify as a father", Tom said transparently.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"I might not have kids, but I can still self-identify as a father", Tom said transparently.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago"This whole dissertation is a load of crap", Tom said in abstract.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"This whole dissertation is a load of crap", Tom said in abstract.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"For your insolence in disrespecting me, I shall become a scourge upon your kingdom", Ishtar said urbanely.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"For your insolence in disrespecting me, I shall become a scourge upon your kingdom", Ishtar said urbanely.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"I come to pay respects to mighty Genghis", Tom contributedmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"I come to pay respects to mighty Genghis", Tom contributedfunwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"I have committed no crime", Tom pled in a sense.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"I have committed no crime", Tom pled in a sense.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"I'll force that little demon to do something", Tom said, making an impact.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"I'll force that little demon to do something", Tom said, making an impact.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"Vegetarian dishes only", Tom metes out.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"Vegetarian dishes only", Tom metes out.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"Remember to change it up every seven days", Tom said very weakly.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"Remember to change it up every seven days", Tom said very weakly.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"I named my aircraft in honour of the god of the Sun", Tom said apologeticallymessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"I named my aircraft in honour of the god of the Sun", Tom said apologeticallyfunwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"The whole company was found guilty of criminal activity", Tom said with firm conviction.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"The whole company was found guilty of criminal activity", Tom said with firm conviction.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"Biden is twice the man that Charles is!", Tom said half-jokingly.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"Biden is twice the man that Charles is!", Tom said half-jokingly.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"Just being allowed to come in is something that I cherish", Tom said enterprisingly.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"Just being allowed to come in is something that I cherish", Tom said enterprisingly.funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago"Should I take the worm off the hook?", Tom was debatingmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square"Should I take the worm off the hook?", Tom was debatingfunwiththoughts@midwest.social to Tom Swifty Jokes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
