https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3COpxKYnjPY

This made me remember there is a new Dune movie coming out soon

This is the most important arming trans women of our lives. It is vital that you exercise your right to arm trans women. Your grandfather fought in WW2 to secure this right

The year is 2036. It is the most important election of our lives. Harold Haymus Oldman runs as “H2O,” the brutal warlord of the water wars, promising hydration for God’s worthy creatures. His opponent is ZebLinx0-Alpha, an amalgamated hybrid of pharmaceuticals, communication satellites, and a Large Language Model. Their first debate is broadcast on subscriber-only YouTube. Only six Americans can afford it, but they aren’t watching because they already know who wins.

The onions still got it

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘cancel my subscription.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘CANCEL CANCEL.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘CANCEL YOU NUMBNUT SHITE FOR CHRIST’S SAKE FUCKING CANCEL.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

How am I supposed to write an introduction when I haven’t fully grasped the molecular mechanism of energy conservation in polysulfide respiration? JFC

I wonder how fungi are perceiving and responding to climate change. I bet they’re aware, maybe have been for a long time

Welcome to the sea / pira-sea wiki

Types in email address:

“Unsubscribe’); DROP TABLE @ Email;–”

I think you meant to say a-lead-gedly

I look forward to your original contribution, “Atomic Noise: Acoustic Vibrations at Nanomolecular Scale.” Reviewer 2 can suck it, 'cause this one’s about to blow up!

Mining = misery, it’s not that mysterious

I call dibs on p = 0.93. That’s the probability that I will open my stats software, poke around for a while, then rage quit when I don’t find what I’m looking for

I like your post, Sparky. Hating on Windows is fun and brings the whole community together

I also want to use these whenever someone tells me “Covid’s over” so I can take off my mask. “Oh, it’s not for Covid” I’ll say as I lower my N-95, revealing my dripping, bloody maw

I half expected this comment to end with “in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table”

The seemingly random bold letters are sending me

“Every week” but there are only 46 suns in the image. I will never trust strangers on the internet again

I’m so proud of Jaclyn. She found all those neutrinos in the ice water. Nobody else could find 'em but Jaclyn sure could