took a little while to figure out that somewhere between four and ten appendages with a mouth on the front and a butthole on the back was the best layout.

Andy Jassy selling cloud services vs Jeff Bezos desperately trying to reopen the shipping lanes

At first I thought he was a divorcee just trying to get his dog back but now that I know he’s a divorcee spending time with his daughter I like the story even more.

yea but on the other hand this is clearly from a comedy skit so not sure this is worth the exercise in pedantry.

i dont think it really matters. this is going to be an all out war between media companies and big tech and big tech is much much bigger.

this guy’s sweater makes his arms look like they are an outgrowth of his hips

wow who could have seen that coming

Here we have a couple of people enjoying themselves and dickheads in the background taking pictures of them and posting it on the internet to laugh at.

I have never met a real linkedin Poster before. They must be amazing in person.

if gravity was 33 orders of magnitude stronger we’d be having a bad time right now

Obviously it would be disastrous and that’s why we’re going to do it!

before there was reddit there were message boards and these message boards tended to be pretty small and niche. They would have low thousands of users, if that. I don’t think having low user counts is something to be afraid of - especially for sites run and paid for by volunteers.

who cares?

why do so many ai images look like pixar combined with nfts these days

It’s just to give more control to the carriers. They say it’s a feature for travel but realistically how many people and how many countries does that actually apply to? Some places require ID to buy a SIM card, many places don’t even offer plans travelers would want to use (who wants to pay $80 for 1 month of unlimited data instead of $5 for 1GB for a week?), and there’s also the question of how many travelers are there vs locals? Are the travelers the majority of users? The majority of profit? Why don’t the travelers’ local phone companies have travel plans to gouge the travelers themselves?

Anyway all this is to say this is just carrier lock in, it’s the return of CDMA.

just measure everything from the same side it’ll all get shifted in the same direction

does it still destroy itself every shot or is that the thing they fixed

are you losing because youre wrong or because someone wants to do something a different way and they have more buy in from the rest of the team?

If it’s the first thing just admit youre wrong and move on. If it’s the second thing either bring the data to show your way is better or just go with the other proposal. Having disagreements drag on for too long is going to make everybody unhappy.

edit: ah this is a joke article and not a question from op

dudes rock

fuck