A friend of mine gave a Mexican woman a lesson in Norwegian swear words after she rear-ended our car outside Vegas. I think she was impressed.

The Brits also have strokes if swear words aren’t censored, but I’m willing to bet the Aussies have a more relaxed attitude?

English speaking countries are among the few obsessed with censoring swear words, but yeah, it’s ridiculous, isn’t it.

If there’s money to be made the planet has to take the backseat, that’s just how it is. /s

Gosh what terrible custodians we are.

“Come out”.

He’s got much more devious and slow acting methods to employ if he actually wants to end you, like e.g. a wide selection of cancers.

Yeah, small dogs can be scary, too.

Business up top, party in the back.

There’s always something to look forward to in the society of humans! /s

It’s his, he scribbled “Edward Cullen sucks” on the side

Rätten konstaterar vidare att mannen, i egenskap av klimatforskare, har ”en särskild roll och därmed ett moraliskt och yrkesmässigt ansvar att agera”.

Dette er fantastisk. Yay for Tingsrätten.

The tree, the berries… almost looks like it’s inspecting a Christmas tree.

It did not expect you to do that!

Holy cow, now that’s what I call a detour.

I’m sorry for her loss, but supporting an old, decrepit, mentally challenged Hitler is not a very good way to deal with sorrow.

Many do it to ensure they get overhead space for their carry-on, a result of airlines charging for checked luggage.

I’ve stopped having carry-on beyond what can fit under a seat, because of this.

We’ve become more conscious of the impact we’re having on the planet, that’s why we’re making smal… no, wait… shit.

“lulz, no one uses a wired connection to control their child-terrifier machine anymore” and “lulz, why is the man holding sheets of paper in his lap”

Maybe, I dunno… the joke feels timeless enough to this old man.

We might just have to call in the lockpicking lawyer.

Not to mention compared to a 767.