The entire legal system has taken a wait and see attitude about all these cases because none of them want to be the one who puts a president in jail, and look what’s happened.

Could have set the precedent and saved us all a lot of Sorrow, but fuck it, a guilty man walks free, right into the white house.

They are all now complicit in what he does.

Throw… the… fucker… in… jail…

The rest of us would have already been in there!

Well I’m sure Musk will be happy to build them one once he’s done sucking Trump’s dick and meddling in our election. Hell, he’ll probably throw in a free blowie for Xi as part of the deal!

“I have never met a person who can…”

Who the hell are Becquerel or the Curies!?

That’s all a sign of just how sick our society is. We can treat mental health, we can offer higher quality education, by doing so, we give a person the opportunity to elevate their socioeconomic status. These are largely key factors in criminal behavior. But instead we just lock up the criminal, because it’s cheaper. We can’t fix our society until the government stops prioritizing profit over health and education.

As a stupid American, I ate the egg whole… What now?

I think he said moose and squirrel!

I better be able to get a pu pu platter somewhere along the way…

I also have the brain of an elephant.

It’s in a jar on my desk…

I’m not allowed back at the zoo…

I wouldn’t say “very ugly.” I think it looks fine, especially for a game that’s been in development for 11 years.

It has a lot of jank, but considering what the game does, I think it does it exceptionally well. Especially considering you can pretty much count the number of open world, randomly generated zombie apocalypse games on one hand.

Trump also supports funding Israel. This election isn’t going to decide the outcome of that. Anyone not voting out of protest because of it is a fool. Look at the whole picture…

What exactly is it that you do do?

Gotta say, as much as i will bitch about my job, my work week is only 4 days as well. Because of the way our schedule is laid out, I have about 1 week straight off each month. If I time my vacations right, that extends to 2 weeks. Next month, I’m spending a week in Canada, but I’ll actually be off for half the month.

The age of consent in Japan was only 13 up until 2023. In China, it’s still 14. South Korea’s was 13 up until 2020. That pretty much sums it up right there.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

“What’s up, bloodbags? Thanks for tuning in so late! Well, it’s late where I am, if you know what I mean!”

Funny numbers

The White House: *does anything*

Idiots: DERE JEST DOING IT FUR VOTES!!!

Also idiots: DA DUMOCRATES HAVUNT DUN ENYTHING DURRING DERE TURM!!!1!!

Shhhhhh… The adults are working…

Go finish your beer.

Anything for Konami to not have to actually make a new game.

I’m always down for anything Castlevania, but each time they do one of these collabs, it gets my hopes up.

Bring it to Steam and I’ll care. Alan Wake is one of my favorites series, but I refuse to give Epic money because of their exclusive bullshit.