Part 9 links to a retrogaming post.

They can replicated everything but latinum.

It’s not illegal to try to prevent you from discussing wages. It is illegal to punish or retaliate against you for doing so. HR doesn’t care.

This is why I only buy cell phones that have BNC connectors.

Fuck him and fuck you.

Indigenous People’s Day. Fuck that other guy.

In your new Wells Fargo Lifepod™! 160 sqft of essential living. Conviently stackable. Durable metal construction. Only $3900/mo!

A 24 pack of toilet paper was your buy it for life item?

As a Texan, I’m okay with that.

Please wear sunscreen. While black people are less likely to get skin cancer they are much more likely to die from it if they do get it. Love, your ginger cousin.

Twitter’s going save money by hosting their website on Geocities. The new plan only comes with 250mb of storage and that dancing baby gif is like 3mb easy. Gotta clean up somewhere.

Ent season 1: ehh, I guess I’ll keep watching

Ent season 2: well, that was better than s1

Ent season 3: man, that was really good

Ent season 4: oh boy, I can’t wait for season 5

Ent finale: No. Try again.