1999 called, they want their demotivational poster back

literal Queen of the Mommy Milkers

I’m not usually proud of Texas for much but this I can feel good about

smh this is what i get for posting stoned

Depends on the bear and the woman. If I’m choosing between a gorged, sleepy, elderly bear and my bloodlusted ex with a gun, then definitely the bear. If it’s a random 20 year old woman vs. a starving, pissed-off grizzly, gimme the coed.

No, the cruelty is the point. The kind of people who made this happen have common sense just like the rest of us, that 7-year-old squirrel didn’t have rabies. They refuse to make exceptions or use common sense because they specifically want to hurt others.

Peanut had been living with owner Mark Longo for seven years

Man. What a feel-bad story. There’s a certain kind of person who takes glee in destroying others’ joy and they will use any technicality to get the excuse to do so all while blathering “the law is the law, the law is the law.”

Seven years. What a shameful travesty.

Putting the “God” in Godwin’s law

smh could have guessed she was born with a tail, missed opportunity

RIP pictures for sad children

Professional means you do it for money. In which case you need another job

Honestly I don’t know what’s more soul crushing, the incorrectly added comma or the fact OP still doesn’t get it

As a professional virgin loser

You need a new job

U

Save yourself. It’s not too late to preserve your ignorance.

Internal thought process: “psh, it’s not just over-35’s who remember the dawn of GPS, I’m only… thirty… six…” 😩

I don’t have deeply shocking memories about using GPS for the first time, it was just this gadget my dad got for road trips so we didn’t have to deal with an atlas. However, I still remember being a passenger in a moving car using my first smartphone, watching our progress on Google Maps and feeling like I had gained the ability to see around corners. Technological progress seemed unambiguously positive and my phone just kept getting more useful.

hmmmm

typically a racist dog whistle

I’m preeetty sure that’s just the name of the breed but there are some serious racial undertones and associations going on:

https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0305959

https://notoleranceforantisemitism.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/pit-bull

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pitbull

Go to the doctor

When we started dating she had a light-“natural” style of makeup I liked. Ten years later I’m not entirely sure what happened but when she puts on makeup now it’s much more extreme and not really attractive to me. It makes her feel pretty which is what matters I guess.

Idiot Nazis gonna Nazi