Ain’t no party like a 50 cent party 'cuz a 50 cent party don’t stop.

Uh, have you seen the Chinese economy recently?

I was at Buckingham Palace watching The Queen’s ghost welcome a diplomatic party of chupacabras from Jalisco. I didn’t even take my phone with me. I’m that stupid.

You’ll get no disagreement from me!

Yes, and in reality. When you charge more per item for goods and services so that healthcare is included, they cost more.

No, you’d leave the store having paid $120 for groceries with no wellness fee tacked on.

The alternative is that they just jack up the menu prices to accomplish the same thing. This is just the equivalent of pricing things at $19.99 because people don’t understand that really means $20 which sounds like a lot more money.

The kiwi ones have little poppy(?) seeds in them mimicking the seeds in an actual kiwi. I’m not a fan.

I’ve been looking for a way to attach my Bose Einstein condensates together and it looks like I’ve finally found it.