Reminds me of the fable of the scorpion and the frog.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog

…that’s not funny…there’s nothing funny about that.

For those who don’t know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.

I watch a streamer who mastered speed running dozens of NES games. He says Battletoads was the hardest game to learn. Just getting through the game, not even pushing for a fast time, was extremely challenging. Much harder than TMNT 1 or Ninja Gaiden.

Nice doggie!

Dumb and Dumber. There’s definitely an air tag in that luggage now.

Reminds me of No County for Old Men (2007).

Yup! Just last week it was revealed that they would be doing their adaptive suspension that way: https://www.motortrend.com/news/bmw-adaptive-suspension-connected-drive-subscription/

Years ago, I used an extension called Tree Style Tab. It’s better than just vertically displaying tabs. New tabs open as children, and you can collapse branches, so things stay organized when you have a ton of tabs.

Years ago, a pedophile posted photos online with his face swirled, but police were able to unswirl it:

https://www.minnpost.com/politics-policy/2007/11/you-can-swirl-you-cant-hide/

I have no idea who the guy in this photo is.

It could be a joke that’s been around forever, but I know it from The Simpsons: https://youtu.be/4GzMizVAl-0

Speaking of palindromes, fun fact: “()()” is NOT a palindrome, but “())(” is.

The first one is like ABAB, the second is like ABBA.

I looked into litter box robots and decided to try a low-tech solution first. I got an Arm & Hammer sifting litter box for under $20.

Basically, you dump the whole litter box into an equal sized sifter, then lift the sifter and give it a little shake, then dump the waste.

I can completely clean each litter box in 10-15 seconds. It’s not fully automatic, but I have no need for a robot anymore.

Lol, Roger did exactly this in American Dad! (S02E15, “Four Little Words”)

Yes, but you need Windows Professional to act as a server. Windows Home editions can only act as a client.

Also: “Thou shalt not take… moochers into thy… hut.”

you could order something online and have it pop up right next to you minutes later

There are a few companies that want to accomplish that, but instead of using pressurized gas they want to use a miniature subway system.

For example: https://www.pipedreamlabs.co/

I was in a pilot state (Arizona), and I looked into it. It’s only for federal taxes. You need to file state taxes separately.

There are already several online tax solutions that offer free federal and charge for state.

“That sugar was lousy.”

A large coke from McDonald’s has 290 calories of sugar.

Maybe this will unintentionally help a bit with America’s obesity problem.

My understanding is that the problem with the gas mask is not oxygen, but rather it’s so small that CO2 builds up, so the prisoner feels that they are suffocating.