I don’t believe you. You can’t convince me that someone didn’t smash Oscar the Grouch with a comically large wooden hammer and send him to the bottom of the ocean.

“I had the most powerful feeling,” he said.

That’s probably just the Pervitin.

The origin of GMOs trace directly back to Shiro Ishii and Unit 731 (Imperial Japan’s war crime squad). They did a bunch of other weird shit besides poisoning people. Particularly, they developed dawrf species of wheat so they could soak up a shit ton of chem fertilizers without getting too tall and falling over. This is the genesis of modern GMOs, and if we didn’t Paperclip^tm Ishii, things would be very different right now.

This message brought to you by the Monsanto and Unit 731 gang.

Great watch. I never take mine off.

You can do anything once.

I ain’t going down there. There’s monsters down there!

Pretty sure it’s the British fishing boats who are going home in this scenario. Or, of course the other classic British move of starting a naval war over fishing rights.

o7