Wage_Slave

I for one can’t wait for him to break it.

because he’s gonna break it in fantastic fashion rendering every darwin award moot in the wake of how fucking stupid it’s gonna be.

I dunno man. If that joint hit’s like old fucked up Ben is sayin’ there, I might be swayed.

Narcoleptic here. Not bad, but I’d jus… lik…t …ad…zZzZzZZZZZzzZZz…zZZZZz

That was a delight to read.

like reading a rainbow.

It’s not even their company and just the suggestion here has their legal teams on high alert and ready.

Just don’t make eye contact and have plenty of strawberry jam on hand to muck up any communications.

Let the man meme his mods in peace for chists sake!

“Oh c’mon. It’s not like that. I just wanna talk. We can talk about anything. The internet, attractive females, the matrix, the political assassination of your favorite celebrity. Anything.”

God: hits bong Yeah, that’ll fuck some heads up. I’m all about creating this shit.

And that my good dudes, is how Erectus happens.

Sorry guys. Shit’s kinda fucked up here, but there are some real heroes getting busy up here. We’re almost out of stuff to burn I think, and people keep stealing fire fighters gear to try and save their own property so yeah, at this rate, climate will win shortly and there won’t be anything left soonish.

Again, sorry guys.

Oddly satisfying. I kinda want a piece for my desk.

In Canada, typically signal is found on the phones of drugs dealers, wanna be con men and covoy (diet J6’r) fucks.

In Europe it gets more respect and better usage? Also, if this person doesn’t use internet, how would Signal be of any use to them?

Confused unga bunga.

Bahahaha, mother fuckers think that eternal life sounds great? Some of us are in a hurry to get done this one, what in the hell gives them any idea making it longer is a selling point?

Unless there’s a jar, my head and human flakes when it’s done, I’d like it to be just done, thanks.