Fuck Al-Nasir, all my homies hate his copper

Mr. Data, I’m unfamiliar with that. What’s “updog”?

Well, there’s two. Only problem is the often obstructions and questionable breaking system

I am confusion

Sucks that your rick roll got taken from you. I understand how hard it must feel, so please know that I’m never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you

From freedom, came elegance

Back then didn’t they just say Nintendo to reference consoles in general? Maybe this Satanic package actually includes whatever console you like

AI doesn’t necessitate a machine even being capable of stringing the complex English language into a series of steps towards something pointless and unattainable. That in itself is remarkable, however naive it may be in believing you that a foldable phone can be inflated. You may be confusing AI for AGI, which is when the intelligence and reasoning level is at or slightly greater than humans.

The only real requirement for AI is that a machine take actions in an intelligent manner. Web search engines, dynamic traffic lights, and Chess bots all qualify as AI, despite none of them being able to tell you rubbish in proper English

It actually is artificial intelligence. What are you even arguing against man?

Machine learning is a subset of AI and neural networks are a subset of machine learning. Saying an LLM (based on neutral networks for prediction) isn’t AI because you don’t like it is like saying rock and roll isn’t music

Hey, I recognize you from this comment! You flipped that switch so many decades ago, ruining everything I had worked so hard for. I’ll always remember.

Those lost 50KB of work will forever be etched into my mind. Quite literally: the second I get my hands on a 30TB neurolink you bet your goddam ass I’m making a 50KB text file with your name on repeat, so that I’ll always hear your name echo in my thoughts. “u/Kalkaline@programming.dev flipped my surge protector’s switch”, for x in range infinity

Our holy TempleOS

Large swaths of the earth will be made inhospitable to humans because of a deadly mix of high humidity and heat. Our society needs to to accommodate this and develop shelters, otherwise our streets will be littered with the bodies of homeless and working poor who were forced to brave the outside.

That’s ridiculous. Plants make things nicer, why even bother with this? It’s not like it reduces property value or anything

Took a random programming fundamentals course in college. The rest is the rest

I’m commander Shepard, and THIS is my favorite comment in Lemmy.

Unseeing sounds fun right about now

There’s just not as many people here as there is on Reddit. Things will be slow for as long as we don’t have large numbers. Best thing you can do to make things better is engage frequently and spread the good word of Lemmy

This is the prequel to the movie Jaws. While sharks only kill like 10 people a year, cocaine shark will justify our shark-fears

This program was designed to emulate the biological neural net of your brain. Oftentimes we’re nowhere near that good at math just off the top of our heads (we need tools like paper and simplifying formulas). Don’t judge it too harshly for being bad at math, that wasn’t it’s purpose.

This lil robot was trained to know facts and communicate via natural language. As far as I’ve interacted with it, it has excelled at this intended task. I think it’s a good bot

Gonna need a Cyberpunk Blackwall to protect the net