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I’ve always had issues with volume levels on Windows, so I stick with Equalizer APO for my solution now. Just set a preamp on the device in question and set it to a negative number that sounds and feels right, plus there’s a handy on/off for every setting you choose. Other people might have better options, but I’m lazy AF, and it works for me.

Biggest thing I love that program for is setting a lowpass filter for my Bose, so that knocks in videos don’t sound like someone is knocking at my door, then just switch it back off when listening to or working with music. Great tool.

Edit: you can have individual settings per device this way as well.

Friendly reminder that it’s really fucking stupid to click links without reading them, and I mean really fucking stupid.

Power Stone 3, Half Life 3, Need For Speed Underground 3…

Basically a bunch of 3s

Those boxes that only contain 1/2 of a motorcycle mirror or handle- do we say they contain motorcycle?

I haven’t laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.

“Ay girl, can I call you potato salad? Cause you look cold and unappetizing.”

Ransomware of the future - endless nerve pain until you pay up fucko.

Intense burning and stabbing from every single nerve at the press of a key.

I can’t stop reading embassy as embussy. Send help.

I wanna see a ballistic gel head with skull inside get tested in that scenario.

“Let me play among the… uh… holes punched in the ceiling.”

Thanks for sharing, had a good little chuckle.

Little one bonked into a glass door from what I know, and after noticing, I took the time to provide shelter and warmth until it was ready to fly away to a nearby branch - maybe 40 minutes? Enough time for me to take my work break and then a few extra to tell anyone with complaints to shove off. Just a gentle touch at the tail feathers and she walked right on.

The glass door is at an alleyway, so I don’t think the bonk was very hard. Unfortunately I was on the clock, and don’t have any knowledge of how to recoup birds, so I did the best I could.

I was shoveling snow at work and heard a little tap on the glass door near where I had tools stationed. I didn’t think much of it aside from fluctuations from the sharp drop in temperature until I saw this little one just sitting on the ground when I went to shovel the other side. I put my hand down, and after seeing she wasn’t trying to escape, gently guided her onto my hand. After taking the picture for this post, I held the little one close to my chest in an area away from the wind - thinking maybe warming up could help her regain senses faster. We also have a lot of hungry seagulls scoping the area, so I wanted to protect the little nugget from becoming a snack until she was ready to go. After she started being more mobile, I walked out to an open area with a few trees and waited for the little one to fly off with an outstretched arm - which only took a couple minutes before fluttering to a nearby branch.

It’s such a special moment for me, and I teared up a bit when she took off.

Bonus content

• one forum thread
• 5 years ago
• “Fixed it, nevermind!”

No, but they did state: “The survey was conducted on December 8 with a sample size of 1,500 people living in the U.S.”

Sooooo, it essentially means fuck all.

Cook it and you’ll get a fucky dish.

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I don’t miss KC at fucking all.