There was so much fucking potential in this game. Execution was… meh.

It always struck me as odd that, the pilot, the linchpin of their entire fucking plan, was CONSTANTLY in the line of fire.

I never made it much past the white phosphorus bit. I saw the potential being squandered and the gameplay was, as OP said, textbook for shooters at the time. A bit janky, if I’m remembering right, another nail in its coffin for me.

I saw the second one release and never bothered to look into it.

That’s a goosh. Look at that bill, it’s not even close to the right shape for a dish.

Meh, we’d probably all die anyway, so then it’s no longer our problem.

Video games should have taught us this. Food is a healing item.

My brother in the force, it’s at least once a week.

I just spent roughly $400 on paints, a combat patrol, a box of Harlequins for my wife, and a handful of DIY hobby bits last night.

This hobby is already bullying my wallet…

I don’t know if the blight resistant ones are ready just yet. Last I knew, the results were promising but inconsistent.

Open and closed betas are PC only, but full release with include a Switch release, with cross-play AND cross-progression.

MMO farming sim seems to be the consensus from the devs on genre.

I love 40k in 40 Minutes. I don’t think I can watch any other battle reports. And they seem like they’re just having a blast the whole time.

PlayonTabletop for battle reports, Poorhammer for just generic 40k entertainment, Luetin and Weshammer for lore, Auspex Tactics for rules updates and news, and Ninjon and Eons of battle have become recent favorites for the hobby aspect along with Midwinter Minis.

Pile all that on with the rest of my interests and my algorithm is having a seizure…

Ah, damn it.

Let this be a lesson, kids. Proofread your posts, especially if you’re posting before bed.

Back on the site-that-must-not-be-named, u/shittymorph would wander subreddits randomly and drop a comment that seemed relevant, but devolved into a diatribe about a 1998(?) pro wrestling match in which The Undertaker threw Mankind off the top of Hell in a cell, 16 feet into an announcers table.

Damn, I feel like I just channeled him to write that comment.

There’s a potential imposter here somewhere. I thought the real shittymorph retired shortly before hell broke loose on the site-that-must-not-be-named

Back on the site-that-must-not-be-named, u/shittymorph would occasionally come out of nowhere with the one story about Hell in a Cell. It was his thing. Shortly before the place went to absolute hell, he posted saying he was stepping away for personal reasons.

We believe this is an imposter.

Mine’s just my daily driver pen. Sign things, fill out work forms, take a note here and there, vandalize a photo with a mustache, etc.

Literally all of my nintendo handhelds. My mom made me and my sister get rid of all of them when we bought PSPs. I was young and dumb, and convinced myself it was a fair trade, two GBA SPs and an original DS…

Fuck me, I was stupid. I miss my old Pokémon games.

“But we approved your pardon!”

Simple, hilarious, and sounds like the DM response rather than the character.