Will this include pardons for the millions of people currently in prison for weed possession?

I eat sauerkraut from the jar with a fork.

Then I drink the brine.

I lived this cycle for 7 years. Eventually I just stopped tiptoeing around the eggshells and did whatever the fuck I wanted then ignored her when she blew up. Then she tried to become an alcoholic and blame it on me. When that didnt work she finally found some other poor bastard work on.

I will be happily single for the rest of my life. Also fun fact: child support for two kids is cheaper than supporting her retail therapy habits.

Where can I buy these?

I dont even like kissing boys

Wow I really thought it would be bigger, I was way off!

How big is all of (english) wikipedia? I really have no gauge on this. Couple of terabytes? Petabytes??

But what if they force our men to impregnate them with human babies against our will?

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When I went to mexico many years ago, they had dedicated teams of conservationists mark and monitor all nesting spots (they didnt collect the eggs), then when they start hatching they will rake the sand in a path to the ocean and inevitably a crowd of tourists will gather so the conservationists also end up having to hold the crowd back so that they dont get in the way, the crowd does however scare away any beach predators.

I got to see both egg laying, and eggs hatching it was very cool. The baby turtles are sooo tiny and adorable.

I specifically remember the style of ad that made me get an adblocker. In the olden days on the og minecraft forum, they had an autoplaying video ad at the bottom of the page. Every single post you clicked on, or new tab you opened, you had to scroll all the way down to mute the stupid fucking ad!

I knew a Thor in highschool. I think his name was actually Anthor? I could be wrong. Knew his brother also, named Mordecai. They had a lot more sibling I never learned their names. They were an…interesting family.

I’d imagine that gay men, if any, might be interested. But no I think most guys don’t want to taste their own dick.

The story goes that during the RNC, gay prostitutes are in high demand. There is one such guy who claims to have serviced Lindsay Graham’s anus and said that it was peppered with raised moles, which Graham lovingly refered to as his “little ladybugs”.

Allegedly.

They do want trump to win because they want the downfall of america.

Rocks rock! I know its a small collection, but i actually have a ton of indiana geodes and michigan beach stones in boxes that I’ve collected I still need to sort through to see if any are worth displaying

I guess I fucked one for 7 years? But she never told me she was a reality TV star!

I know several people who would pick this house just for the kitchen…

Ok but hes actually got it backwards. Standard time is those four months in winter, and we use daylight savings time during the summer.

Wow what a lame ending, I got all excited for nothing :[

Even so it must be rooted in some truth exaggerated for humor, right?

I am am perfectly happy with my life, and events happening as scheduled is not detrimental to that. Quite the opposite, actually.