Obviously I roll over. My belly is all yours to do whatever you want with (please pet and scritch it and then tell me I’m a good boy again)

You have no idea now much my tail is wagging right now.

Well, I can confirm. I’m not sure if you even need to put my head in your lap (but it certainly can’t hurt). I’m basically yours for life.

Good advice, I agree with it nearly 100%.

Out of curiosity, how much of it do you personally think is specific to neurodivergent people? Because outside of (obviously) number one, I think that’s just good advice in general.

Someone please tell me I did good. You have my full permission to lie to me.

Mate, if you’ve met an ice cream truck driver who’d just let you walk away with all their goods and a promise that you’d pay them back, I need to know where you live. I want in on that.

hey, gimme a cart, i’ll go roam around and sell these before they spoil, you keep 80 or 90% of the money when i come back with the empty cart.

Tell you what: I’ll give you a time traveling device and the ability to jump into any fictional world that has ever existed.

Find me one where they would accept that “deal” if you didn’t pay up front.

people always used to tell me that the president of the US was telling lies, but now that he isn’t president, it’s quieted down… This must be because…

You’re almost there, my friend.

everyone usually tells me that the news I choose to read is lying to me! This must be because…

Come on, buddy, you got this.

Also, check this out: I can throw something in the fire and it definitely won’t burn you.

(Giggling) no, really, pick it up! (ppppfffthhhh)

Look, if we shake hands? Your name is immediately thrown into the void. You will forever be “Oh hey!” to me.

So basically:

Takano: I drew a hot big witchy gothy dommy mommy.

Fans (drooling): Step on me.

Takano: Writers, make it work.

You’re giving the devs a lot of credit, here. It’s less “this particular chimera would be most adept to combat” and more:

“I drew a super-buff zombie alien man with a weird head. He can shoot lazers. Writers, make a backstory for him.”

That’s pretty funny to me. I read the start of a King novel when I was probably too young for it (pretty sure it was It?), and just got bored with it. Never tried reading another for years. A decade or two later I tried the Dark Tower series and ended up binge-reading the first 5 books.

I really love those books, although I absolutely see their flaws and understand why people wouldn’t like them.

Either way, I definitely don’t think you need to be a Stephen King fan to enjoy them. I mean, I’m certainly not and I certainly did. Still haven’t read any of his other works…

Holy shit. I never thought I’d live to see the effective prevention of side fumbling. We truly live in a world,

Thank you for proving this wrong.

But please let me live in this world where a dongfish has a horngus for just a little while longer.

Lol, yeah. That was my bad.

LMAO okay, yes reading and writing are two separate skills. You got me there.

You never intended to speak to me in honest. I see that now. I’m cutting out.

Good question. I can’t answer that. I probably should’ve been nicer.

Yes, I was cruel. No, I don’t think I was an ass. I think I was constructive. Why do you think differently?