No you don’t understand, Mexico is going to pay for, sorry I mean, China is going to pay the tariffs.

Isn’t every number divisible by 7?

And to be pedantic, some men have uteri.

What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?

Insert joke about warmth and depth here.

But does it whip the llama’s ass?

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 Distro

Never seen Zuckerberg or Musk, I take it?

I was prepared to jump in and say it’s just normal little kids spelling mistakes. But then I got to the plot twist at the end. I’m sorry but I have to agree with assessment. You were in fact an idiot. Hope you’re feeling better now.

To be fair, some stocks are crashing.

Looks too much like a human also.

Dumped prime years ago and never missed it. Here’s a secret: they will keep offering you 30 day free trials. I think I’ve had it five times now since I stopped paying.

Isn’t this sedition, not treason?

She likes Venn diagrams also.

It’s funnier when juxtaposed with the one about cats

Unlike Zoidberg, Krieger is not the medical kind of doctor.