I’ve seen this so many times but the name Shown gets me every time… it’s fucking classic

I can honestly say I’ve had one of these emergencies once while naked, sister in law was being followed at like 1 or 2am and headed to our place as it was closer than hers, she called my wife when she was close to let her in. The way my wife woke me I knew something was happening and I fucking pulled clothes outa thin air and was dressed before she even finished telling me

Not arguing, I’m just shit posting

Brah, how the fuck people be sleeping in clothes? I legit can’t even do just underwear, I turn so often that even they get twisted up

This isn’t right either, upvotes are for whatever I want and downvotes are for whatever I want. Ima fucking downvoted myself now after I post this comment

I’m just guessing here but I’d assume this is a knock-on effect from Stan Grant’s resignation from copping abuse, if individual show’s accounts are closed and they just leave the general news or sport accounts you would think people are less likely to associate those account with a presenter of a specific show to target hate towards that individual. We also have the recent industrial relation laws around the employer’s responsibility in providing a mentally safe work environment.

Added bonus if you get 2 of them you can see behind you at the same time

No just the mornings

Mine does the same thing every morning, sits at her bowl, I open the cupboard door and pull out bag of food, start to tip it and as soon as the first tiny biscuit hits the bowl she fucking dives into it, her head pushing the bag away stopping me for adding more food so she snaps up the 10 or 12 that I managed to get in the bowl, then the other 10 or 12 that fell around the floor and then looks up at me and meows and I just stare back at her wondering if today is the day I stop owning a cat

I was having a few drinks last weekend and you know that slight buzz you get when you’re only a few drinks in? I thought how fucking good would it be to feel like that all the time… Is that kind of what this shit does??

Now in banana flavour!

Stick broke? You now have 2 sticks!

But never miss an opportunity to pleasure yourself in public I guess?

I mean I wasn’t really in the mood but I’ll rub one out just for you

People are like onions?