Or maybe just sloppy vampires?

I played Fable during a dark time in my life. For the first time ever went pure evil. Fought and beat my highschool best friend when we found ourselves on the opposite side of a mission. Executed her when she admitted defeat and begged for mercy. Fought and beat her jock brother when he wanted revenge. Executed him when he begged for mercy.

Found a door that told me to do the worse thing anyone had ever done to let me in and be granted a trinket. Found a random kid in a place across the world who wanted to be my sidekick. Told him I thought he had what it takes to be a hero. Took him all the way across the world to the door. Attacked and killed him. The door says not evil enough.

I say wtf do I have to do a look it up in the Internet. Apparently eating 5 recently hatched chick inventory items is worse than what I’ve done.

W.t.f.?

In any case, I’m much happier now. Not evil. Though definitely a pirate…

I spent like 2 hours alone chilling on a bookshelf and enjoying the music while I did something else.

Isn’t Fortnite a shooter? So you can use a gun, but can’t have a cosmetic one?

So we’ll get another old game where everything looks oddly shiny instead of oddly dull?