My worst nightmare. I haven’t been to the barbers for just over 12 years now (thanks male pattern baldness), and I’m not sure I trust anyone with my beard except myself. If I mess it up at least I’m only mad at me.
Yours looks alright though tbh, I’d maybe just trim the bottom off that goatee bit but maybe wait till after the ZZ Top convention.
I never touched him
I like to pronounce Jog with a soft J sound, like yog, which I think came from Anchorman. This has now evolved into things like yoghurt having a hard J at the beginning.
It’s hard to describe how much pleasure I get from shouting “Yog down there and grab us a pack of Joghurts” at the kids in the supermarket. The eye roll almost makes the whole supermarket experience worth it.
Just think, somebody probably got paid to come up with that name. How do I get that job?
I finally caved in to the hype and bought Dave the Diver. It’s very enjoyable. There’s nothing revolutionary about it so far but it’s very well put together, and funny in a way that I haven’t seen in a video game since the old point and click games.
I’m suspicious of every sub that has reopened after they said they wouldn’t. Reddit in general isn’t a comfortable place any more
Yep, the big 'uns feel sinful, but if you shout “Turn away, Jesus!” before you eat it, it’s ok.
Oh, and Aldi’s Meatsters are superior to Pepperami in every way.