Guys Ubisoft’s mom came to school and asked us to stop picking on them.

I love that they keep coming up with dumb slang cause there’s only so much mileage you can get out of the dumb slang you had growing up.

There’s stardust all over my basement walls 😌

For sure, and I’m most likely not getting it based on that reasoning. I’m just a bit tired of the discourse factory.

Getting ready for the “Outlaws is actually good??!?” takes followed by “It’s not lol” a couple weeks later.

Any chance I could be your friend as well? My username is SandmanXC on steam. Thanks a lot!

I saw them live a couple years ago, highly recommend

Sometimes I open the elevator door using the little Jedi hand gesture and I’m 34.

I’m not your buddo, brae!

But seriously very cool.

It gets more fun when you get older and you realise you’re mostly just a tired person.

It’s Skyrim meets Super Mario Brothers 2!!!

She fear on my mind killer till I remain

Cause I’m single and trying to pass this math test

Wake me up when I can buy a lightsaber.

Actually it’s Never Eat While Shitting

It would’ve been funnier without the speech bubbles imo, but still great

No patient complaints were registered, so it couldn’t have been that bad either.

The skeleton is really horny and doesn’t have time for puns.

Madoff?

I’ve been thinking the same thing every day for the last 10 years or so…