Yes, thank goodness she has…those…things you just mentioned.

She must really suffer from back pain.

Ohhh dude, that was so painful. The stars aligned for you to have a wonderful experience but you decided to be pretentious because you didn’t know what else to do with yourself.

I’m sure you know by now that if you had owned up to your panic and worries by opening up to her, she would’ve jumped at the opportunity to be the one to “comfort” you.

Anyway, I’m gonna turn my preferred age range on Tinder up to 33 and see what happens. Wish me luck!

I never thought I would read Smurf lore, but here we are.

Sorry babe, the pilot gear stays on during sex.

No complaints. Ready to start?

the titans as anime girls

That’s a great interpretation, the little details are really nice. Never imagined my friend LEGION being a buff white-haired macho berserker with a tough attitude and thick thighs, but suddenly it all makes sense.

She looks like she could withstand severe spinal trauma and walk away without a scratch.

…Anyone else watering in the mouth?

Thanks for taking care of the newcomers, Mental Edge. The Fediverse sure has quite a learning curve! I spent a good while doing my due diligence and figuring out how it all works, and I’m glad there are resources and helpful people around to ease that process.

By the way, your profile is really interesting and I share many of your stated interests. Now I’m imagining Titanfall cosplays featuring prosthetic limbs and visible midriffs…on roller skates! One can only dream haha