This was literally the commercial back in the 80s.

My wardrobe agrees.

You say that as if a goth-off is a bad thing…

As someone born in the 70s, I have to correct you - 1975 was not 48 years ago. 30 maybe. 35, tops.

Someone’s been taking their Thalasin.

Blasto was my jam. The sound effects were so satisfyingly crunchy! I didn’t have the speech synthesizer either. Nor did I have the tape recorder to save my BASIC programs.

It was either the TI-99/4a or Magnavox Odyssey2.