And get them a a Pepsi

I’ve consistently voted towards better healthcare options, for all the good it’s ever done (read: not even a little bit.)

There are dozens of us, dozens!

What a picture, indeed

All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me! Just one Pepsi!

Pretty sure they’re from Germany lol

Its the title of a Philip K. Dick short story that later became the basis for Blade Runner. Excellent read if you’re into scifi

Those songs infuriate me, Walmart does the same thing too. They always sound like some mediocre dude/dudette just banged them out in an afternoon over some knockoff karaoke backing track. As somebody who tries to appreciate when music has a lot of effort or technical skill or even deep emotion put into it, those songs are an affront to me in every way that matters.

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It takes her only 2-3 repetitions to learn a new word, it’s wild. She’s super clever but also the doofiest dog I’ve ever seen, it’s hilarious

I speak to my dog in complete sentences which was a mistake because now she knows every synonym for park, walk, treats, and any time we’re referring to her even if we just say ‘her,’ ‘it,’ or ‘the hound.’ She even learned that any time we spell a word it’s related to something she likes and she goes bonkers.

You know I hate to say I told you so

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

Fs in the chat, bois

Fair enough, it really does depend on how old the kids are, but the mental image was too funny to me

‘Hey kids, your mom won’t give daddy the nookie so I’ma head out now’

Home… Home is where you wear your hat!

Do you write for Letterkenny?

New Oldsmobiles are in early this year

This is the worst thing I’ve seen in a week or so and the more you think about it the worse it gets. Congratulations on destroying my psyche, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

I’m sure he found a shitload of stuff that challenged that viewpoint.

…and then proceeded to completely ignore it