lol, ads

I think people are getting the implied sarcasm.

TBIs are a bitch

Everything is owned by like 10 companies. They all need to be busted up.

Inst unclear, dick stuck in ceiling fan

My bottle of acetaminophen has a big red cap that says CONTAINS ACETAMINPHEN

and if Trump being a FELON And RAPIST isn’t enough to get you to overcome the Democrat bias you were raised with… you are a sad, disgusting person. No, we cannot be friends if you support him. Kamala: I want to support the working class and help people buy homes. Trump: I will immediately punish everyone who has opposed me. The two sides are not the same. Maybe before Trump you could pretend they were. They weren’t… but the GOP kinda pretended they weren’t fascist POSs. Project 2025 just fucking comes out and says it. They want to overthrow democracy.

I was that more focused and productive person at two jobs. I answered customer emails at a bank and they actually had a meeting about me because my numbers were like 30-50% better than everyone else’s. They thought maybe I wasn’t actually DOING my work. I was, I was just good at it and quick at typing and copying and pasting and using templates. I streamlined all sorts of stuff to make my job easier. “How are you doing so many emails?!” “CTRL C and CTRL V and templates” “oh”

I think he needs a loooong timeout.

• lane assist
• adaptive cruise

Homelessness is not just a lack of having a house problem though.

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What’re you gonna do, prove me wrong?

-Guy proved wrong

“I’m so OCD”. You ARE obsessive compulsive disorder?

Yeah, you don’t say “I am diabetes/cancer/leprosy”.

Autocorrect has gotten worse and worse. I can transpose two letters and it won’t suggest the right word, but it’ll suggest the right word with an apostrophe and an S that makes no sense. It’s not wonder so many people think plurals need apos’trophe’s.

Pssh, I got vaccinated and I never got mumps once! Obviously, it was pointless. /s

I wonder if the rumors of a second one are true. There’s a trailer but I think it’s a fake

This is so like… 2014

but if I ride the subway, I won’t need to buy a $50,000 ginormous pickup truck I won’t ever use for any actual truck stuff!