I love Bernie, but all his bills are so pie in the sky, they never have any chance of passing. He’s the great hope, that’s always dashed on the rocks. Unless we king him…

Hot garbage site does hot garbage stuff. Reddit makes it too easy to take dumps on itself.

No more wet sex.

Looks like a highschool party.

Nintendo is infamous for being horrible. You dodged a bullet.

Holy shit. Never thought I’d see the day. When I was working QA they would lay us off after the end of every project. It sucked. We’d be off work for months at a time. No benefits, no healthcare, no OT pay, long hours, bullshit 1099 contracts. And if you were on a shit title, sorry homie. Enjoy Barbie’s Island adventure.

I hope they like watching me masturbate to porn on my couch.

*1000%

Y2K finally happened.

Women, “I miscarried last week, my husband and I have been trying for years and we really thought this was it.”

Men, “You think that’s bad? Have you been to the DMV?”.

Well yeah, the dummies don’t actually want to have a conversation, they just want to take a dump on the thing they think they don’t like. No need to verify when you got your poopy butthole ready.

We did it, Lemmee!

Source?

I wouldn’t call their brand of Christianity, Christian. They’re idolators, they worship Trump, money, and guns. The praying to God is just a smokescreen.

Can wait till they secede from the union so we don’t have to pay for this shit. Lazy broke none state tax paying bastards need to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.

I got a late stage circumcision (I was 10). Cut is better.

The Amish pay their taxes.

If you want peace and safety, you need to participate in society. That means paying taxes and voting in elections. Too many people only did the paying taxes bit, and now our society’s fucked.

WH is a sit-down place. I need eat-in-my-car foods.

Guess I’m going to Taco Bell.