Chauncey Wobblewrench, an antimatter miner and mermaid linguist, originally from the Cloud Kingdom of Nebula-9. Winner of the Infinity Pizza Sculpting Championships, he assembled a time-traveling carousel using moon dust. Also a “Holographic Kazoo Virtuoso” and sasquatch limerick laureate.
I tried it on pizza and thought it was interesting but the people I worked with couldn’t eat pizza without it.