The dialogue was so bad, I don’t think anything would have really helped.

On the lobster?

Well, ideally Bernie would have won reelection in 2020 so he wouldn’t have been able to run this time.

Nah, prison system was made to keep slavery legal, disenfranchisement is just a bonus.

He also knows that ignorance of the law is not a legitimate defense, even if it’s fake ignorance.

Thanks for this, I was wondering about the 50 pence sticker, now I see someone changed it from cents.

Should have released this article yesterday, I did them at midnight.

Oh, so Jesus just had one nut, the Holy Ghost had the other one, and God obviously had the Heavenly Shaft. Got it.

Jesus and God are two different entities, we were discussing “The Father”.

Well God, that’s pretty sexist. You don’t need a penis to pee.

Peeing implies waste, which implies imperfection. If god were really God, his body would be 100% efficient and he wouldn’t consume anything he didn’t need.

They quoted you, lol

Christians? They’re pretty baked in to the American system, good luck excising that tumor.

I’ve never met a Muslim that wanted to kill three quarters of society, but that’s the only kind of Nazi you could ever possibly meet. It’s kind of their only thing. Tolerance of intolerance only leads to more intolerance. It’s why people who are lactose-intolerant should avoid lactose. Society is, by nature, Nazi-intolerant, Nazis make society shit itself.

They’re not defending their beliefs, they’re defending their right to exist. It’s the same thing they do for Christians and Jews and Buddhists etc etc etc.

See? I told you you wouldn’t get it.

Those people are defending non-extremist Muslims, not all Islam. There’s a huge difference, though I don’t expect you to grasp it based on the general level of ignorance you’ve displayed thus far.

Leftists are largely non-religious, rightists are the religious fanatics.

You’re describing users without basic knowledge.

I’m going to ensure people know they are other options

I haven’t heard of any viable option, so you’ve failed. The only way to accomplish what you want to accomplish, what we all want to accomplish, is to elect enough local politicians that support massive electoral overhaul to disrupt the two party system. FPtP and winner-take-all must go, but we’re never gonna get there by throwing our votes away to unviable third parties. In the meantime, we do the best with what we have and we let logic rule our decisions, not emotion. Try it!

You: “I don’t like these two candidates so I’m going to do everything I can to ensure the worst one wins!”