Lose: when you no lpnger have something

Loose: when you no longer wear a belt

Kiko by Los Lobos is a masterpiece, to me. The rest of their albums are hit or miss, with The Town and the City being their 2nd best, but nowhere near as good as Kiko.

Plurals don’t get apostrophes.

lose: when you no longer have something

loose: when you no longer wear a belt

*loses

Why did the human jump on the counter?

1. It’s Mastodon

2. This is WhitePeopleTwitter.

Nah, it’s the same old meaning.

I lived in the hood for a while, and a neighbor’s wifi was called CrackWhoreNet.

What are “food windows”?

Because the reason no one wants to do those jobs is because they don’t pay anything and they don’t have any good benefits.

If that’s how he feels then why doesn’t the genie just poof Nazis out of existence in the first place?

Friends?

Drewtoothpaste does webcomics too.

We called it “Blood Bath From Beyond”.

Only the first panel is needed. The next two are redundant spoon-feeding the audience.

Doctors do that, too.

It’s Fortune magazine. Yahoo aggregates news from other sources.

That’s not poor at all. I was one of eight kids growing up, and we never, ever, went on a vacation of any kind. It just wasn’t possible at all.