I like to imagine he got snapped while on a flight on his private jet…

Stupid Jimmy Pesto.

The article doesn’t specify what drug was used that violated the NFL’s PED policy, performance-enhancing substances policy, only that he’s in good spirits and not looking to fight the suspension.

Ah but there’s the rub. The lack there of of proof and logic is the exact reason Stratasys brought the suit to the Eastern district court of Texas. This is the same court where patent trolls go to win their fairy tale suits based on antiquated and overly broad patents that they purchased from long defunct companies. In the Eastern district court of Texas it’s not what you can prove it’s who do you know. Also known as corruption.

“Ah it’s just a platypole, pole dons fedora, PERRRY THE PLATYPOLE!?!”

Incorgnito.

Combustion Inc. FTW!

For sure at least once, the Steelers earlier today. Steelers beat the Falcons 18 to 10. Of which all of the Steelers points were scored by their kicker.

You can already do this yourself.

On a browser, go to Lemmy.world, log into your Lemmy.world account, go to your account settings, uncheck show NSFW content, check blur NSFW content, scroll down and hit the the save button and then logout. Whether or not the show NSFW content button is selected on the Voyager app is a moot point it will not override what is selected on your Lemmy.world profile.

Considering how much they charge per key, they can probably send out new keys to everyone without making much a dent in their profits.

Come check out Comcast’s New Quantum Internet plans! Up to instantaneously Download speeds and almost 40 mbs Upload speeds! Amazing! And if you get our route we’ll make you pay for it forever, and then charge you for it if it doesn’t look new when you return it! Life changing! Don’t forget our data caps! While it cost us a fraction of a fraction of what we charge you to send slightly more or less of your data we’re gonna charge ya for it anyway because fuck you! Bend over!

Ee e e um um a weh Ee e e um um a weh In the bedroom room, the master bedroom John Bobbit sleeps tonight. In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen Lorena gets the knife. A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack

Sorry, 3rd grade me could not help himself.

Throw her into Gen Pop and forget about her.

Now now now, let us not jump to any logical conclusions. It could turn out that while in handcuffs in the back of the police car he managed to put his own knee on his throat and choked himself to death.

I would upvote this twice if I could.

Here’s a BBC article about it as well:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-65632912

“Still hurts but not as bad as the first or second time… I wonder how long they’re going to be gone… I wonder if it would hurt more or less if I strapped it to a… different location…”

That’s the most Keanu Reeves’s eating a sandwich on a park bench of Hawks that I have ever seen.

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