Much of the time I can’t even make out the lyrics, so I listen to music the same way

The theorem states that given an infinite amount of time, which is outside the realm of the life of the universe.

Don’t forget step 2, putting the bread in sideways

What does the first sentence in the post say?

Honestly I think we’re both a little right here. That’s definitely one of the tongue worms that comes out of the graboid’s mouth, but I do believe they added more teeth than it actually has in the movie 😂

I believe that’s actually one of the tongue worm things on the poster

Sure, because everyone’s experience with their parents is just like yours

MRE crackers

Only ever gonna be one

But they said yeats…

Spectacular

I need a soul… Any soul…

Bart Sells his Soul, chummm-p

Precious hamburgers?

Shut the FUCK up, Donnie!

Tim Honks

Homer borrows money from Patty and Selma and this is when he saves them from losing their promotion at the DMV!

You can’t spell obsequious without “iou!”

It’s a biiig country

bobbin my head in agreement

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, it feels like someone traveled back in time and accidentally changed something.

Scaroused?