Problem is that if we don’t kick out the Nazis, sooner or later this will become a Nazi bar.

Not to mention the phrase, X marks the spot.

I owe my soul to the company store…

Rule of Acquisition #13: Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.

“save what?”

Thank you! The fact that I have my late grandfather’s estate to fall back on to be able to have my mother buy a house that I might be able to inherit is both incredibly lucky for me AND incredibly depressing.

True, but hopefully the next study will be wider in scope.

The lyrics to Alouette.

Chicken has Its own “Norman” word, which is “poultry”.

That’s an imposter. Jesus drives a Honda, but he doesn’t speak on his own Accord.

Mmmmm, donuts.

As they say, pick your battles.

It is hard to come up with a better metaphor for a pathological need for attention than a 20 foot tall icon, shining brighter than the sun, and strobing into elderly people’s apartments.

My “favorite” but was when he heard that some of them had weapons that were denied access, and he angrily told his staff to let the weapons into the capital, because they weren’t coming to hurt him.

Even after he is behind bars. Crazy as it sounds, he can run for President from prison.

Not very effectively, but he can run.

Get the stickers. Faster to apply and less worry about getting caught.

Better revenge, line up a bunch of carts around the truck, so he has to move them all to get out.

That’s at least semi normal. Outside knobs are front, inside are back. Center for the oven.

As long as they’re labeled and spin the same way, I’m fine.

But what Lovecraftian villain came up with OP’s oven controls?

That last one is what kills me. Three different ranges of lo-hi, who does that?

It is clearly marked as not being a $20 bill. That 2024 is huge compared to the real thing. The flip side probably includes a picture of Donnie T instead of Jackson.

If you accept that as legal tender, it’s on you. On the bright side, there’s no indication that they were trying to pass it off as real money. It’s like those screeds where it looks like a $20, but you open it and it says, “I bet you would have been happy if this was real money, but let me tell you, Jesus is better than money.”

Gee, thanks. Let me ask the HEB of they’ll accept Jesus in exchange for milk and beef.

Restaurant owners