How appropriate! You fight like a cow.

An evil we can’t even imagine: people who want life to be the best it can be for everyone. The horror!

On chess, there is a moment in 2001: a Space Odyssey wherein HAL and Frank Poole are playing chess. A more attentive person than me pointed out HAL cheated. I paused and looked at the board forever. I almost gave up. I thought I would never figure it out. Finally figured it out! I have never felt so smart for wasting so much time.

I can’t help but feel I would have enjoyed this so much more if he asked to be turned into a queen and then told all the enemies to sashay away.

THRILLMO

If only this was the craziest thing that will be happening today.

https://youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY

I couldn’t resist.

Part of the ritual of buying a new Switch game for me is licking it. More difficult for digital downloads, but I was determined and found a way.

I am using and loving Solve by Pomegranate Apps. Multiple workspaces and advanced functions available a swipe away. It doesn’t seem to be available anymore, and it looked like the company was hitting hard times when they dumped things like Trump quotes and other shit apps into the store. So, apprehensive to recommend because of weirdness but best calculator ever.

Edit: down arrows barely meant anything on Reddit and they mean literally nothing here. Fuck you and your annoying orange. Peace out, hugs and kisses.

Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.

What is the exclusion zone for campaign signs around a voting place in the US? The article makes it sound like they are right at the site? Or he carried the sign from somewhere else to destroy it on site?

They’re so dreamy. Goo-goo eyes

Non-United-Statesian here; try it; trust me.

A bunch of people in a perilous situation: survive
Person filming: sad LiveLeak noises

Of course, it just reminded me a little of the “a vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy” gag.

People who support Trump post things Trump said. People who support Harris post things Trump said.

This might be a US thing. I have worked in — what I consider — pretty unfulfilling jobs, but they usually still insist I take my vacation time and remind me to take breaks. Maybe it secretly came back in my performance review in obscure ways so I might also be an idiot.

Or force them to admit they are selling it for real without all the license mumbo jumbo. They have always known what “buy now” buttons were meant to lead you to believe. And — in my humble opinion — you aren’t wrong for believing that; they are.