If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.

Hulk Hogan said she was a chameleon.

So that’s a pretty cool super power for dealing with foreign powers.

I like it when they get real broad with it and picking up a single gun sounds more like clattering multiple guns together.

Pray tell- what is so sexy about The Diary of Anne Frank or Maus?

I like how this argument assumes schools are just regularly stocking school libraries with your Literotica history.

Thank god.

But how do you deal with the horrors of all that communism?

Is it not a terrifying wasteland with less… consumer goods? I would die without my Kit Kat flavored Trix cereal.

As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

~fuck you, Skippy~

We’re all Tom on OurSpace.

I’ll get to work on my coffin!

Of course. They’re pronouncing it wrong.

Gotta gotta rhyme with tamales.

I’m sure we can find some zoomers to make fun of you, so…

Halfway there, eh?

Moving is what got you.

The boy with psychic powers (of whom we are all very fond) that rules Canada is the source of immortality. You’ve moved from his sphere of influence.

Lord, I had a cheap PA system for band practice with a blue power LED that felt like it was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

So I put some duct tape on it.

Then it felt like the light from under the duct was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

That’s a pretty optimistic future considering current Detroit.

That’s like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.

As someone with a doctorate in Metaphysics from the Universal Life Church, I concur.

Wait till they find out how hard it is to get a hair cut once “mobilized”.

It often appears that way in children, but obviously isn’t an actual indicator of intelligence.

ADD discussions are full of the self diagnosed and people who are in wildly different positions on the ADD scale. Naturally a lot of people look for identity and it’s a thing to latch onto.

So you were told you were smart constantly as a kid, or you have some ADD features and get the whole “ADD is my super power” people.

Some with ADD also get that impulsivity issue around other people and make themselves look like bigger jackasses than they generally are.

Just out for a rip.