I did not know any type of urges could become so ridiculously strong just from looking at a picture.
Ahw man do I really gotta? I mean I was gonna… But then I got high.
You’re an American asset, I hope you rot in prison.
Oh no I’m right here.
For some reason this reminds me of Pakistani gunsmiths. Similarly sized shops, also sitting on floors, no doors etc.
He is a moneysexual.
Where’s that dude that offered you to beat him up in front of your GF for 50 bucks when you need him?
No, this one is actually looks green.
I think I already found it, it’s about 3.5mm long, bright green abdomen with green legs and a brown head, it looks like a Green Meshspider(Nigma Walckenaeri). I just wasn’t sure because most descriptions of this have more yellow-ish legs, these are green all the way until the legs are too thin to really show visible color.