YEAH! Where’s the book where he just does algebra and other boring shit for 300 pages.

I’m from Illinois, and this is definitely my in-laws with my wife. “Alright wife, we should get going”, an hour and a half later…

Is this the Berlin Airlift I’ve heard so much about?

Oh my God, someone else who reads PKD’s Second Variety. It has stuck with me ever since I’ve read it.

In 2002 I was a 15 year old millennial… I wasn’t watching Blue’s Clues

This is so crazy at this point, it REALLY seems like it has to be a money laundering operation.

AAS (as a service) is coming in all forms. We’re almost there, in reality. Cars, houses, etc etc.

h’round

But I am le tired

I’m sorry… Markwayne?

What kind of stupid fucking name is that.

I’m one of the lucky people that intuitively just knows it. I know a ton of people though that have that issue.

It’s so sad to see Rockstar become what it has. It started as such a counter culture game company, now it is possibly worst than the rest.

Jesus Christ. I just bought the top of the line model 2 weeks ago… FML

From the comments here, apparently I was the only one who really enjoyed watching OWL.

Yeah, it wasn’t perfect, yeah it always had a meta, but it was fun to watch.

“We’ve decided not to pursue Web Integrity API.”

“Oh great! But what’s that giant thing under the tarp behind you”

“Oh don’t worry…”

Hell is simply a separation from God

So heaven, nice

I’m a recently self-excommunicated Catholic, couldn’t be prouder.

Unless that device is Roku

Welcome to the United States. Everything is subsidized, then turned around to fuck the average person.

Actually, cable didn’t even raise prices this fast. We’ve, unsurprisingly to anyone familiar with capitalism, created something worse.

Lisa needs braces