Ildsaye [they/them]

why does she look bored? his enthusiasm is infectious

with your support, Halloween can win the war on Christmas
let unlimited ghastly apparitions haunt the yuletide world
denying it the forgetting of its many crimes

They are Juche-necromantic skeleton warriors, traveling by ghost train, which as we all know cannot be detected by radar, and are capable of traveling by historical railways that no longer exist

Every accusation a confession

I took the RISK of investing in making workers build the unicycle profit scooper

It takes a capitalist bank to do something as stupid as loaning billions of dollars to some guy

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I’m surprised they’re even testing, much less made people mask after a positive. On brand for neoliberals to take half-measures too late but only because it’s an investment on the line

Brandishing a sword of all things against an animate skeleton who has no more flesh to lacerate or blood to bleed is kind of a fitting image for the fascist delusion that overwhelming brutality will crush an oppressed people’s will. The colonized are wishfully depicted as dead, but frustratingly still walk, refusing to stay buried, their will to live after being stripped of so much a haunting mystery to the fascist cowards. Refusing to engage the mystery, they can only project their own fears - they surely sense that if their colonial grab fails, a sword would be fine tool to cut away the slave plantations and egg monopolies on which they’ve gorged.

Had a childhood crush on Dr. Crusher, but maturity has brought me a middle aged crush on Pulaski. Wish they’d had some guest appearances by her after season 2.

Sounds like you want a Restraint!

Cryoskeleton had accumulated so much calcium from his victims, by the time Pyroskeleton’s suspicions were confirmed, that there was no chance Pyroskeleton could stop the evil scheme… not alone, anyway.

Not this time. Pure fiction. We got you. It never happened.

Fuck.

And behind them all is Saddam Hussein, who lives on despite the loss of his best body double. Few know there was a second trap door:

I’m Demetrious Polychron –


– and you just got cyberpunk’d