literal fucking orangutan figuring out tools better than these clowns
i take pictures of Biggs
literal fucking orangutan figuring out tools better than these clowns
that’s not a bird, that’s a blue razberry snow cone with 2 jelly beans for eyes
still 11:39pm the 31st on the US west coast. i got to go to bed so I can be bamboozled tomorrow
Incredibly privileged of you to assume everyone else has your spoilt middle class educational background
uhm, actually, it is in fact YOU who is the privileged one in this scenario, no I. check, and furthermore, mate
MOUTH COOL!
MOUTH COOL!
bout to travel across the fucking planet to go pick them up
parking minimums
CLOSE THE GATES
for bicycles
OPEN THE GATES
I got 15/23. I refuse to take the point on successfully guessing “Bilbo” because that was a freebie
article written by John Brown
damn the concept of a global government where international conflicts are resolved democratically by all nations and peoples of earth sounds so cool. i wish we had one of those
Why does China not take us seriously??? Our flag has like 30 stars while their has like 5 of them. We respect the United States and their superior star count? Why do the dastardly Chicoms not respect our many stars???
I imagine dying doing some act of eco terrorism and then imagine my soul going to heaven where I meet Vladimir Lenin who calls me a liberal for doing an adventurism and then writes an entire book about how stupid I am
tfw imperialism is turning inwards
“Try with all your might, tankie bastards, I will never connect those two dots”
How can you be dead? Just live
Donald Trump the Science Guy!