… as long as that doesn’t somehow include reading my Signal convos …

Correct.

But now I also need a polandball version of Aladdin/Disney cartoons (bcs that’s how I envisioned adding folk to the second panel).

(booby trap used a bolt of electricity to zap the delivery person to dust?)

… imagine edging Karl … by showing him how we are giving lemons to our own lives.

(lemmy.dbzer0.com/52366556)

First of all:
Whoa, I always think these are stupid & random, but this is the first one I actually don’t have notes for.
Brava.

Second of all:
Is that Sexual Lobster in the thumbnail??
Never seen that reference in the wild.
(Huh, prob just that Sexual Lobster/Greasy Moose (Chris Voigt) & Weebl (Jonti Picking) worked together at Albino Blacksheep)

Third of all:
Where are all the Hannah Montana Linux users?

The universe took 14 billon years to paywall magic shrooms :'(

Can one be a meat popsicle and a dog leash at the same time?

At the furry park …

Ok, but at some point Trump is just gonna say that exact thing, right?

\m/

A star fart.

A cosmic anxiety generator.

A sexy machine that took 14 billions years to produce.

laughs at a memes drawn in gravitational waves

Should have pointed him to the rave (stroboscope) candles.

Ty.

But I kinda do try to not dress undertaker chic bcs I find that folk don’t appreciate that (like non-undertaker coworkers that don’t drink depresso in the morning).

I just feel bad I didn’t know where the candles were.
(And, additionally, that bcs of the weird look on his face I “had to” point out that I don’t work there & to perhaps find someone in a red shirt with a big store logo on it.)

Poop bucket with auto-wipe.

I’ve … been asked where the grave candles are …
(I’m not goth, I didn’t even had any of my metal shirts, just business casual)

Omg, such a good show!!
Vibes so nice!!