There is no chicken

They’re not waving at you. They’re waving at the Jeep.

Because boobs

I remember this episode of “The Twilight Zone”

Epstein didn’t kill himself.

The Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.

There’s a bathroom on the right.

I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.

Springtime for Hitler

Life finds a way

Ranch salad dressing

What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.

Santa is real.

Good boys and girls don’t exist.

No project is complete without at least two trips to the hardware store.

Floridaman: “Wut?”

Fantastic

You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.

The moon landing was faked.

NASA got Kubrick to direct, and being a perfectionist, he insisted they shoot on location.

Anything by the Ramones

If you’re going through hell, keep on moving.