Your wife is a person of taste and refinement!

Also, obvious joke about your wife and two wieners etc.

Proof:

Best of all, it’s a light weapon, so you can dual-wield salamis!

Serious question: I have hundreds of hours in GD, but never installed it on my deck because I never imagined playing it with a controller. Does it work well?

Authorial intrusion.

Alcohol absolutely increases the risk of cancer. But yeah, 3-4 drinks a year is nothing.

https://www.cdc.gov/cancer/alcohol/index.htm

The rule of thumb among paleontologists says that fossilization takes about 10.000 years, so that would be your youngest age. It should be noted, however, that there are many different mechanisms that lead to fossilization. The Lloyds Bank coprolite, for example, is generally described as a fossilized Viking poop despite being ‘only’ about 1200 years old.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fossil