They should rebrand as technobike or something. Give it it’s own cool name

Couch fucking nazis

It was always astro turfers

…But I killed the dinosaurs because I watched a brontosaurus eat its own shit

I mean there was that one Robin Thicke lawsuit where it sounded nothing like a Marvin gaye song

Fuck Pepsi. Kids today know the only drink that gets you turnt is an ice cold Coors Light. Dont be mid kids, drink Coors

I wouldn’t eat it and I would barely even wipe my ass with it and with it covered in shit I’d still vote for it over trump

All of my this. Divide and conquer

This. I don’t even go in the store unless I just need a few things now or meat. In and out. If I’m getting a lot of stuff I’m making an order and picking it up. How’s that for job creation they do the shopping for me. I’ve been toying with even getting it delivered. Those large stores have tons of work to do like keeping it stocked up and trucks unloaded and what not, cooking, cleaning and some even have a place to get your car serviced. Hell maybe there would even be someone to help with electronics for once… I get it though sometimes you just want the full shopping experience. Staff it accordingly if lots of people like a cashier. We can have the best of both worlds people

Fight with me, old man

They can live forever but have to trade their fortune for it permanently

On Halloween night…

Man’s got a helluvalotta creme and do I dare say? The FLAVOR

Maybe dems should say stuff in their ads like “we don’t want a fascist regime. This is America. Vote blue to fire these morherfuckers”

They are so fucking dumb it would be hilarious if it wasn’t so fucking dumb

Whoops hydra heart it’s got multiple hearts

I think that might be what he was alluding to

The more I think of it the more not fun that bagel sounds. I’ll have mine with just the Columbian sugar please

Heh

We’ve already established the fake