Shhh, I don’t want my boss to find out - I’ve asked if it’s okay if I can have the next 245,000 years to finish this job while the rest of the team deal with the rollout

I must admit my lunch break did feel a bit longer than usual

I’m so glad you commented that, because after I posted I realised I’d forgotten to ask if anyone knew why that particular number of hours was displayed because I thought it mustn’t just be random. Every day’s a school day 😁

I feel like this fits nicely here :