Imagine you were to do this shit after someone talking about how Jesus will strike sinners down, then suddenly a buff Jesus appears and chokes you out a little bit. Thats what this guy went through.

I love everything about this picture lol

Sometimes, while having breakfast, you relish in the fact that a chicken struggled to push something jumbo out of its anus.

I am immeasurably thankful and my weekend is booked

Let’s go to mars?

Am I hip now?

Them fighting sarcastic words there

But all those you listed weren’t available internationally I believe. Atleast in the US, ask anyone who came to work how they keep in touch with people back home, and they’ll likely say whatsapp.

My wonderful sweet lady dog has been scooping up turds with her mouth like a hungry hippo. One chomp, down the hatch. Although just recently, she was trying to sneak in a frozen one. 🤮

Well call them… Cummies

Is “buying D” illegal in Sydney?

Sometimes I get so jealous of their lives.

I see a light saber

Looks awesome! I’ll have to print it sometime after Christmas tho

After you finally figure it out

Replanning my whole future all over again without that person.

It’s the principal of the matter. Plus it’s fun. Get fucked mouse!

I guess that’s true and I didn’t think of it that way. I took it as buying one device over the other to run multiple vms in one machine vs running them in multiple single machines. I’m in that head space now as I’m playing that optimization game myself.

Animals. The lot of them.

I see the question has been understood in two ways: cost in computer resources and money. Which one did you mean?

Oh I’ve looked for a while, as I am not a fan of apple software, but these things are amazing. True innovation. I think the only reason apple is the only ones with something out there like this is because they have the infrastructure for it. Samsung or internet providers are others in the position to do something like this, but I’m still waiting

They aren’t some GPS tags, which would just gobble through the battery, they ping the nearest apple device. You can spoof an air tag with an esp if you are into that, but you still need an apple device. The real magic is again, the infrastructure. Luckily for me, my wife has a mac =P