Sorry, Ben, but I’m afraid The American Experiment has failed.

americans at least don’t actually use those two phrases in conversation

Well now they’re gonna know!

No dress rehearsal today, it’s the stage manager’s nap time, go practice your lines for a few hours.

Bless you for sharing this.

Thought it was pretty funny when the name of the company was mentioned - I work for a company with almost the same name, just a letter off. That show struck a little close to home.

Young kitty, you don’t get to look at me like that until you pay rent and buy groceries.

Thankfully there’s an entire field of linguistics that’s already done the work. Quick Google search shows 22 Latin descendant languages, and 24 Germanic descendant languages. So slightly more, yeah.

Romanian, Catalan, Sicilian, Galician, Venetian, probably a number of other dialects, are also Latin descendants.

As long as you aren’t microwaving fish in the office.

The problem is slowing it down to any speed that would end up with it dropping into the sun is going to take more effort and be more difficult than firing it out of the solar system. It isn’t practical.

Sounds like a storage medium to add to the Hard drives we don’t want or need list.

True. I’d wager a decent chunk of that urban sprawl is due to our massive parking lots.

Us Americans can’t seem to get the hang of a simple roundabout, so we’ve got that super efficient stop-and-go traffic.

What exactly does one do with 22 tonnes of stolen cheese?

Mawwiage is what bwings us togevah today.

One of my favorite movies that I’ll probably never watch again. The Kronos Quartet did an awesome job with the soundtrack.

The Queen and Snow might want to reconsider their foundation shade. Just sayin’…

Who doesn’t like a good gummie?

You are not putting me in that tacky ass Velcro wallet on a chain…

Yeah, it’s not really that much, but it’s precisely for that reason that I know after paying for my own necessities, I can’t afford mini-mes. And let’s not even get started on the emotional baggage I picked up in childhood that keeps me convinced to this day it’s best to just not perpetuate a negative cycle my family seems stuck in.