Goddamn, I gotta go watch Red Dwarf again

Calliope has never been fed in her entire life… (she was fed 15mins before this photo)

Samboy Barbecue Blast 🤤

Check the math? What do I look like, a numbertician??

I an so sick of the “just don’t buy it” response to people complaining about increasingly shitty practices. It’s like if someone pisses in the far side of the pool and other people decide they like the warmth so they tell you just to stay over on the far side - The pool is still tainted, and maybe next time the pool cleaners decide not to use chlorine…

20 year old films? I didn’t realise someone had made the movies before Peter Jackson…

checks date of release

…fuck

I feel like we’ve all been there; House-sitting a cousin’s house, invited a girl over. Cooked dinner for her, and showed her the guest bed she could sleep in. Went to my separate bed. She then says she’ll get lonely in there by herself so I get into her bed and spoon her falling asleep in record time. I’m not a smart man.

Lies of P? Remnant II? Hell I’m surprised that Starfield isn’t on this list ahead of D4… (not that it deserves to be there, mind you)

Planet of the Apes, here we come!

That’s about 3/4 through one game of Factorio

Yeah ikr. Feels like they’re still pissed at us for our ACCC taking them to task for not offering refunds here

Was huge in Australia too!

Everybody has a dragon problem round ‘ere!

glances a piles of unfolded laundry and general clutter

Err… what’s the metric for “dirty” here?

I think the Pied Piper pickles the peppers picked by Peter

Therapy can help you heal, but when every week brings a new trauma you’re just treading water.

Damn, that’s… depressingly poignant

Time is meaningless. The factory must grow.

Guess i’ll now just call it “The company formerly known as Twitter” 🤷🏻‍♂️

oof, that sucks… better than an echidna hole though, I guess!