… you can just add it to the backlog of embarrassments that your brain randomly select from during otherwise peaceful moments.

I replay it in my head until I have an outcome I like, then I’m making a Hakuna Matata and do exactly that.

I just pretendo it’s Nintendo and it’s all goodo

As long as they don’t ask me to break my Duolingo streak it’s all good. I‘m scared of that owl

…oder wie es ich als Fruktose intolerante Person kenne: durchfallsirup

Find ich super dass so viele fleischlos leben! Ich würd auf mehr tierische Produkte verzichten, aber wenn man auf Raps-, Kokos- und Palmöl allergisch reagiert sind viele Produkte uninteressant

Die Frage bleibt, was anstelle des Zuckers genommen wird… ich tippe mal stark auf billigere Inhaltsstoffe wie Rapsöl, Palmöl, Wasser und Luft

Don’t make me feel older than I actually am

Banking apps and having the card on the phone, those two are the only things keeping me from using a private OS

All you need is a second person to share this hyperfixation who also happens to have a hyperfixation on this topic. Oh, you need to know this person in real life (the one with the good grapics and the shadow glitch at 23° north)

But those on the other hand work fine, probably for 4 more years if I assume correctly

A girl I know has a really dark humor. She says “doing one that runs in my family”

But dos it com with tec suport?

No fucking way! I can say sex on the internet? That’s the shit!

rolling stealth intensifies

There’s a difference between getting shamed or stoned for their work.

And the first one is something being stoned would make better, while the second one would get you stoned.

I know that. I don’t get annoyed by typos in internet comments, but when a news organization has a typo I hate that whole article. even if it’s just, a wrongly placed comma, or missing a capital letter.

Well, time to finally make my own collection to play

…which is the mostest stupidest thing ever